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GOODFELLAS (1990)
feel free to change details and pronouns as you see fit. some nsfw and triggering material.

• what the fuck is that?
• maybe you got a flat.
• he’s still alive.
• as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a gangster.
  
• it was there that i knew i belonged.
  
• my father was always pissed off.
• the way i saw it everybody takes a beating sometime.
  
• that was the first time i had ever seen anyone shot.
  
• i got to toughen this kid up.
  
• you might know who we are, but we know who you are.
  
• i’m not mad, i’’m proud of you.
  
• never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
  
• go fuck your mother.
  
• you’re really funny.
  
• you’re a funny guy.
• what the fuck is so funny about me?
  
• get the fuck out of here, ___.
  
• i almost had him.
  
• when i leave my house in the morning i look over both shoulders.
  
• fuck you, pay me.
• i’m trying to bang this broad. help me out.
  
• i couldn’t stand him.
  
• you got some nerve standing me up.
  
• i forgot. i thought it was next week.
  
• i thought you would stand me up.
  
• what happened? are you alright?
• why don’t you go inside and get yourself together. clean up.
  
• i swear on my mother, if you touch her again, you’re dead.
  
• don’t shoot.
• i got to admit the truth. it turned me on.
  
• welcome to the family.
• what kind of person doesn’t call?
• leave him alone. he’s suffered enough.
  
• why didn’t you call?
• normal people don’t act like this.
  
• give me a break. she’s drunk.
  
• i don’t know if i could live like that.
  
• god forbid, what would happen if you had to go to prison?
  
• nobody goes to jail unless they want to.
  
• come on, don’t worry so much, sweetie. come here.
  
• you want some coffee?
• i need money to go shopping.
  
• let me shoot him in his fucking mouth.
  
• i didn’t want to get blood on your floor.
  
• i’ll make you something to eat.
  
• tell me, where you been? i haven’t seen you.
  
• you don’t eat much, you don’t talk much.
  
• what do you like, the leg or the wing?
  
• what happened to the car?
• so he got shot in the foot. big fucking deal.
  
• something’s going on.
• i look in your face and i know you’re lying.
  
• get out of my life. i can’t stand you.
  
• that bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head.
  
• go fuck yourself, ___.
• don’t take shit from nobody.
  
• you got a problem with what i did?
• don’t hang up on me. i want to talk to you.
• wake up.
• i’m crazy enough to kill both of you.
• ___, take it easy.
• do you love her?
• you know i love you, don’t you? you’re all i want, ___.
  
• please, put the gun down.
• what are you, fucking crazy?
• i can’t stop people from visiting me.
  
• in a month we’ll be fine.
• we won’t need anybody.
  
• you don’t have to go anywhere. make them wait.
  
• go get yourself something nice.
  
• it’s an occasion. have a drink.
  
• i know something happened.
• i wish you lots of luck.
  
• he’s a good fella.
• he’s gone. he’s gone.
• i can’t fucking believe it.
• there was nothing we could do about it.
• the drugs are making your mind into mush.
  
• i almost got into an accident on the way here.
  
• everything’s gonna be all right in the morning.
  
• you’re paranoid.
• i need a hit.
• don’t “yeah, yeah” me.
• do you think you can come over, fuck me, then leave?
  
• please stop feeding the dog from the table from the plate on
  top of it.
  
• i got to go home and get my hat.
  
• forget your hat.
• only cops talk that way.
  
• you don’t want to talk, don’t talk. i don’t give a fuck.
  
• i’m clean.
  
• you looked me in the eyes and lied to me.
  
• you’re all i got.
• i really, really need your help. i really do.
  
• if we stay around here we’re dead.
  
• i just got scared.
• i ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and i got egg noodles with ketchup.
  
• i’m an average nobody.
  
• i get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
  

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